After a short stint in Touhou land, Hidaritsuu is back with an original song. Turns out Yukari seems to be having a bad day at the office. Doing away with people's body parts and things like that? She'll put a boot in your ass, it's the American way (Canadian, in this case). Well, perhaps a bit of a warning before listening to this one, as it's quite explicit. Let's be real though, most of us don't know the first thing about Japanese so it's no skin off our nose. It's like listening to Slow Jamz when you're a kid. If you aren't English you would have no idea what he's talking about and you only understand the torrent of profanity that Twista is spouting at a later age. Hidaritsuu's lyrics don't pull any punches, but we provided a translation anyways.
In his staple power metal and name-your-price format, here's Hidaritsuu's 6th release with Vocallective.
mukashi mukashi aru tokoroni
fushigi na me wo motta shoujo ga
otousan to futari nakayoku kurasiteimashita
aru hi chichi wa kodomo wo tsureta miboujin wo metorimashitatosa
jaaku na kuma-san wa kouiuno "yattane Sari-chan kazoku ga fueru yo!"
shikashi ane to mamahaha tachi wa totemo totemo ijiga waruku
shoujo no koto wo gejo no youni shiitage hajimemashitatosa
kanojo wa omou konna mono wa nozondeta kazoku nanka janai
isso no koto yatsura mo mata ano onna no youni keshiteshimae
aru hi shoujo ra kazoku no moto ni butoukai no hou ga kimashita
nanyakanya atte, shoujo wa kisaki ni narimashita
kanojo ga sono te ni osametanowa inochi wo moteasoberu kenryoku
muku na akuma-san wa kouiuno "yattane Sari-chan izoku ga fueru yo!"
hitoomoi ni inochi wo tsunde ageru hodo no jihi nado nai
kokoro ga shinu hodo no kutsuu wo ajiawaseru noga senketsu
onore no tsumi, inga ga mi ni kaettekuru no wa hitsuzen deshou?
shishi ni hashiru itami kazoete "me" wo motsu tenshi ni zange shiro
medama egure, ashi wo tsumero, haikaburi no hime wa oikari da
atama hasame, kubi wo heshiore, izen ono mamahaha no gotoku
glass no kutsu yorimo saki ni akaaka to yaketa tetsu no kutsu wo haite modae
jashi no tenshi no batsu wo sono mi e to kizamikome
once upon a time, there was a girl with mysterious eyes, living with her father
one day, her father married a widow with couple daughters
evil teddy bear says "good news Sariel, you've got new family members!"
but the stepmother and stepsisters were really really mean
they started to treat the girl as a servant
"this is not the family that I wanted, I should kill them just like that bitch"
one day, the girl and her family were invited to the ball at the palace
after this and that, she married the prince
what she has gained, is the power to play with human life
innocent devil says "good news Sariel, you get to lose some old family members!"
she doesn't have mercy to kill them right away
they need to be tortured until they mentally die
it makes perfect sense that sinners get punished because of their own sins
count up the amount of pain on your body, and apologize to the angel of evil eye
pinch out your eye balls, slice off your feet little by little,
feel the anger of the queen of cinder
pinch your head and break your neck, just like the "previous" step mother
before you try glass shoes, why don't you try a pair of red hot iron shoes
this is the punishment, of the angel of evil eye